when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs
Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’
those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now
Neil Gaiman, Preludes and Nocturnes
Northern Rubber Boa (Charina bottae)- San Mateo County, CA
I found this odd parrot. He couldn’t even talk! What a terrible parrot
when someone barge in u room as u singin n dancin
that’s why her eyebrows are so big, they’re full of secrets.
This beast is getting so big! SCREAM!